With thanks to Polari Magazine
A Fantabulosa Reading from the Polari Bible
David Benson, with the spirit of Kenneth Williams upon him, reads from the Polari Bible of how the fairy Gabriel foretold the birth of the saviour, Josie Crystal.
Written by David Benson, Copyright © Polari Magazine
Previous posts about Polari:
http://lgbthistoryproject.blogspot.co.uk/2012/08/polari-secret-gay-language.html - There's a link to the Polari Bible at the foot of this post.
Sadly, I've never found readings for Hanukkah, Diwali, the Winter Solstice, Yule.... Hey ho.